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A Living Soul: Peruvian Puff Peppers

Updated: Apr 13

Below is an email intercepted from the online community Pool Room Club:



Hello fellow Pool Room Members,


We have a new member requesting to join our virtual community. His name is Peruvian Puff Peppers. Below I have included a headshot, a background check done by our private investigator, the video introduction he submitted and an overview of his public social media accounts. Once the whole group has reviewed this information we will determine if he is fit to join our elite online pool community.


***MEMBERSHIP REVIEW PROFILE: PERUVIAN PUFF PEPPERS***



MOST RECENT PHOTO :


Date: 07/14/20

Location: Huckleberry Farm -

Eugene, Oregon








BACKGROUND:

Peruvian Puff Peppers, formerly known as Robert Bobby Bunions Is a 72 year old man man who believes he is the first pepper-human mutant. Although, he is not in any way a pepper, he just loves spicy foods and started dying his skin red after undergoing an identity crisis 3 years ago. The name Peruvian Puff Peppers was derived from his love for Nickelodeon television shows and eating peppers. His preferred nicknames are Peppers or Big Pepp.

From tracking his IP address and income statements I have determined he lives with his great-aunt in Eugene Oregon and is surviving off her social security checks. He spends the majority of his day on the website Reddit, reading about government conspiracy theories and sloppy joe recipes. His credit card statements also suggest he may have a drinking problem, he spent over $2000 on Pabst Blue Ribbon last month alone.

Peppers grew up just outside of Salt Lake City, UT and was raised Mormon by parents Loraine and Douglas Bunions. At age 18 he moved to Oregon to attend University of Oregon and study philosophy. He joined a Bluegrass band called Fidler's Blue Sky, he played the mandolin and sang. He holds a PhD in philosophy and was a professor for a short period of time. While teaching he met his wife Jill, who was one of his students.

Peppers grew up just outside of Salt Lake City, UT and was raised Mormon by parents Loraine and Douglas Bunions. At age 18 he moved to Oregon to attend University of Oregon and study philosophy. He joined a Bluegrass band called Fidler's Blue Sky, he played the mandolin and sang. He holds a PhD in philosophy and was a professor for a short period of time. While teaching he met his wife Jill, who was one of his students.

At age 35 both of his parent died and shortly after he quit his job as a professor to become an employed movie-critic. He never succeeded in this field, this is where we start to see his downfall. There are numerous online blogs in which he describes how his neighbor, a low-level government employee, sabotaged him by hacking his wifi to delete the reviews from publisher's emails. His credit card records show he went $100,000 into debt that year all on cyber security technology. The band broke up this year. His wife, Jill divorced him the following year and now is married to a man named Rick, who's occupation is also a low-level government employee.

Jill and Rick are currently under investigation for the murder of Robert Bunions. The police records show there was several pints of blood, hair and a tooth belonging to Bunions in their backyard....

From my analysis of Peruvian Puff Peppers I am speculating that he faked his own death as Bunions and now has lost his sanity and believes he indeed is a human pepper. I would describe him as a hyper-paranoid man facing an identity crisis.


Additional Gathered Information:

Hobbies: Playing pool at the pub below his apartment every Friday, browsing the internet, purchasing cyber-security.

Zodiac: Scorpio

Likes: peppers, sloppy joes, his office, beer

Dislikes: the government, telemarketers, pets wearing clothes

Favorite quote: "I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds"

Most prized possession: his swiss army knife

Purpose for existence: Overthrowing all government entities

Greatest weakness: His ex-wife's perfume


VIDEO INTRODUCTION:



SOCIAL MEDIA:

The only social media account as Peruvian Puff Peppers or Robert Bobby Bunions is a twitter account https://twitter.com/PeppersPuff


Below is his Profile:

The profile picture appears to be from the same Huckleberry Berry Farm but Peppers appears younger and in better health.


Noteworthy Posts:



















Tweets of this nature only give insight to his worsening instability.



Additional footage of Peppers found on internet:


***END OF REPORT***


I don't think the PRC has ever seen a candidate quite like this one before! Once you have carefully reviewed the above information please get back to me with your thoughts on this potential new member.


Best of Games,

Richard Felton

Membership Director

Pool Room Club


Project Statement:

This project 'a living soul' required me to make a fake person, named Peruvian Puff Peppers previously known as Robert Bobby Bunions. I spent quite some time thinking up who this mysterious Peruvian Puff Peppers would be, the complex life he would live, and his backstory. I drew him in procreate and then converted that over to Character Animator to create his video monologue. He describes his desire to join an online pool community that is very exclusive, so obviously he had to introduce himself via a vlog. Now he has a twitter account, created via cheapbots.com and now he is living a wild life out on his own, sending his own thoughts into the world. His tweets ended up being a bit more evil than I had anticipated, I expected him to be crazy and evil but definitely never expected him to tweet "nazis be godly". Now I am just watching him from a distance, live his own independent life, wondering how long it is going to take for his twitter to get deactivated. The whole premise of his character and the situation he finds himself in, wanting to join an exclusive online community, is that he wants to be hidden and anonymous. His whole life goal now is to change his identity, not be found on the internet, and hide from the government because he thinks they are watching him. But at then end of the day, no matter how hard he tries, all his info is online and he cannot really hide anything, especially because he isn't very bright. I wonder where Pepper's live will take him next?



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